February 2012
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
My boyfriend and I are doing the cutest thing for...
I’m going to watch him on tv and he’s going to continue to pretend like he doesn’t know me.
January 2012
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